Maybe more like setting up the chess board, ,someone throws the dice, the next guy cuts a card, and the 4th yells "B9!"

The first guy moves a pawn, the second cuts a card, the third grabs one die, and the 4th hits his buzzer and says, "What is bullshit, Alex?"

Then the first guy says "It's all bullshit, you morons!", the second says shut up and deal, the third says "The mark is 8!" and the 4th says "If you jerks can't get it together and define "bullshit" this is going nowhere.

The first guy says the thread is about chess, the second says why then the dice, the third guy asks if anyone besides himself has anted and the 4th says, "I'll take intellectual landfills for $400, Alex."

And it's downhill from there.