Well, no...
...but one could fell an ox with any book by Ayn Rand, if it's applied with precision. And those are only the paperbacks. So I don't consider it to be your fault. ;)
The loonies have been here before. They now call it Prohibition. Our Constitution is only as good as the people applying it at the time. It's a magnificent tool, but only a tool, after all.
Keep getting some stress-reducing exercise, Tom. I don't want to see you turn purple. ;)
Cheers--
Mary Anne