Well, maybe there are still a few things that it's best not to purchase at the late, great Sam Walton's low price retail empire...

BENTONVILLE, ARK (AP) - Some Wal-Mart customers soon will
be able to sample a new discount item Walmart's own brand of
wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo
Winery of Modesto, California, to produce the spirits at an
affordable price in the $6-8 range. While wine connoisseurs may
not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand wine into their
shopping carts there is a market for inexpensive wine, said Kathy
Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in
Bristol, R.I. She said: "The right name is important."

So, with that in mind, here are the top 12 suggested names
for Wal-Mart Wine:

12. Chateau Traileur Doublewide
11. White Trashfindel
10. Big Red Gulp
9. Grape Expectations
8. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"
7. NASCARbernet
6. Chef Boyardeaux
5. Peanut Noir
4. Chateau des Moines
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. World Championship Wriesling
1. Nasti Spumante