Good Bush II joke
George W. Bush and Dick Cheney go to lunch at a restaurant shortly after Cheney's bypass surgery. The waitress asks the Vice President what he would like, and health conscious, he orders a house salad with no fat dressing. Bush scans the menu for awhile and says to the waitress, "How 'bout a quickie?"
She looks shocked and says, "And I thought Clinton was bad! How would you like to get hit with a lawsuit, you creep?"
She storms off.
Bush looks dazed and turns to Cheney, who says, "Mr. President, I believe it's pronounced 'quiche'."