In my email, from my Dad:

An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual checkup.

“So, how’s everything going?” the doctor asked “feeling okay?”

"I've never felt better,” The 80-year-old man replied. “I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor took half a step back from the man, considering the question for a minute.

"I have a friend who is an avid hunter and never misses a season,” the doctor finally answered. “One day, when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella rather than his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his umbrella and shouted, ‘Bang, bang.’ The beaver fell over, dead. Now, what do you think of that?"

The 80-year-old snickered. "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."

The doctor nodded. "My point exactly."

Dan