World Cup...
Biggest escape for the USA since December 7th 1942, when the aircraft carriers were out of port when the Japanese held their unscheduled international "away game".
If you care a shred about soccer, you should be forever grateful to Portugal...
South Korea were happy to settle for a draw.
Once Portugal heard the score of the first 5 minutes, they should have settled too, but there was too much Testosterone and they played themselves out of the Cup.
Congratulations, and may the best team win!
(Poor old Australia didn't even make the elimination round...)