Reminds me of the Irish lady who made a rare successful appeal to the Archbishop to have an abortion. She wasn't sure the baby was hers.

"A source at the NHS trust in question, which cannot be named, told the Sun: "Great steps have been taken to ensure that this sort of thing never happens.

"It must be a one in a million chance."

That means it's going to happen. And, if it happens to you, it's one in one.

I've always felt a bit sorry for whoever was Secretary of Defense. It used to be that if something was "one in a million", there were about 4 a year in the military. Always something. (With this Secretary of Defense I feel sorry for us, but that's another story.)

Arf