This is cute.

Here's some of the nonsense the hackers put up there. Wonder how long before it all gets cleaned up.

Bush Proposes new Cabinet level post

Washington D.C. (AP) — Today, George W. Bush has proposed yet another cabinet level position. The Cabinet Minister for Propoganda and Popular Englightenment, will be setup to complement the recent addition of the department of Homeland Defense. It is reported that, if approved, Bush would appoint Dr. Joseph Goebbels to the post.

In recent weeks Tom Ridge has complained that his department has lacked the proper authority to keep terrorists from infiltrating the american mind. 95% of Americans, in a Gallop poll, agree that we have to do all we can to rid the country of terrorists, showing the public still strongly supports president Bush in his campaign against terrorism.

If the move is succesful, people close to the Whitehouse think there could be a turf war between Goebbels and White House Press Secretary Ari Fleischer. Since September 11th, Fleischer has come to enjoy controling public opinion and has expressed dissatisfaction with the idea of a Popular Englightement Minister. There was a constant flow of customers buying everything.

(this next one is very irresponsible)

Groundzero, Tel Aviv

Tel Aviv, Israel (AP) — Unconfirmed reports are just coming in out of Israel, that there have been numerous explosions in and around the heart of Tel Aviv. Eyewitnesses claim that the explosions were missles exploding above the city. The Israeli army has been spotted in full biological containment gear. Although we have not received any official statement, as of 9:00PM EST the Israeli army has shut all the roads in and out of Tel Aviv, Jerusalem, and Bethlehem.

Speculation is that Saddam Hussein, fearing the inevitable invasion of Iraq, has launched a preemptive strike against Israel. As of now we do not know if these weapons were biological or chemical in nature, but there are confirmed reports of soliders in Biohazard suites in Tel Aviv. Information will be added as we receive it.