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STATE MOTTOS

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Massachusetts:


Our taxes are less than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
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Michigan:
First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
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Minnesota:
10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
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Mississippi:
Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
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Missouri:
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
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Montana:
Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, And Very Little Else
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Nebraska:
Ask About Our State Motto Contest
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Nevada:
Prostitution and Poker!
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New Hampshire:
Go Away And Leave Us Alone
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New Jersey:
You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
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New Mexico:
Lizards Make Excellent Pets
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New York:
You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney.
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North Carolina:
Tobacco Is A Vegetable
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North Dakota:
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
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Ohio:
At Least We're Not Michigan
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Oklahoma:
Like The Play, Only No Singing
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Oregon:
Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
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Pennsylvania:
Cook With Coal
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Rhode Island:
We're Not REALLY An Island
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South Carolina:
Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
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South Dakota:
Closer Than North Dakota
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Tennessee:
The Educashun State
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Texas:
Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
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Utah:
Separation of Church and State......Why??
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Vermont:
Yep
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Virginia:
Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
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Washington:
Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
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Washington, D.C.:
Wanna Be Mayor?
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West Virginia:
One Big Happy Family... Really!
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Wisconsin:
Come Cut The Cheese
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Wyoming:
Where Men Are Men...and the Sheep are Scared.
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Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal.

Cheers,
Dan