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ABC Sues Michael J. Fox for Faking Shaking
Saturday, August 31, 2002
Daily Anxiety

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Although unconfirmed, it is rumored that Charlie Sheen is back in rehab, leaving a gaping hole in the new cast of ABC’s popular "Spin City".

Frantic network execs, in a desperate attempt to force the talented and courageous Fox back to work, have stooped to what is being considered the all time lowest of Hollywood lows.

Attorneys claim that Fox is nothing but a drama queen and audiences are willing to except him in any capacity. "Besides, Sheen is only nominally talented and half the time his hands are just as shaky".

When reminded that Fox has an extremely debilitating and life threatening disease, network attorneys claimed he is just another pampered star with selfish motivations, "What does he want to do? Spend time with his children? Maintain his dignity? That would be fine if we weren’t talking about a top ten show". Fox, meanwhile, is sticking to his story.
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