<Why is it that babies always go to the bathroom when you are in the middle of changing their diaper?

I changed my son's diapers for years and he NEVER peed on me. Not once. Wow.

Why does it hurt when you realize your baby is too heavy to carry anymore?

I still have to tell my daughter not to jump up at me. She's almost as tall as I am, and I can't catch her like I used to. I had to carry my kids for a long time, which was good for the muscles (like Milo of Crotana, the ancient wrestler who started out as a boy by lifting a calf every day until it was a bull). Bad news was when I picked up a small baby, I'd almost throw it through the ceiling.