Oooops!
My fingernail hit a key by accident.
I'll try tell this joke, again...
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There's this guy in California, Bill, who tells his friend, Sam, that "...in the Imperial Valley, there's a town with 4000 people that has the unfriendliest
women in America."
Sam replies, "Naw! That can't be, dude! I'll go there myself this weekend and prove you wrong, Bill. I'll bet you 200 dollars you're wrong!"
Bill says, "You're on!"
That weekend, Sam gets into his SUV and drives out into the Imperial Valley, looking for the town with the odd name.
Sam nearly gets lost, but thinks he's found the right town when he drives into a BP service station to ask if he's found the right place.
Sam yells out to a beautiful, shapely
women nearby, "EXCUSE ME! COULD YOU TELL ME IF I'M NEAR JUMPUPANKISSME?"
The women turns beet-red in anger, as she storms up to the SUV window and slaps Sam in the face.
Sam is shocked, so he drives away
towards the center of town, looking
for more courteous women to ask for directions.
Sam sees another beautiful women there on the downtown street, so he drives up to her and more discreetly asks, "Excuse me, Mam!...Is this the town they call Jumpupankissme?"
He get's slapped twice for his troubles, and she calls him "a pervert".
Sam tries one more time. He drives up to a woman leaving a church and asks,
"Excuse me, sister! Is this the place they call Jumpupankissme?"
Sam gets slapped three times and the godly woman says, "You sinner! You'll
burn in hell!"
Sam has had enough. He call his friend
on the cellphone and says to Bill. "You won the bet! The town called Jumpupankissme has the unfriendliest women in America."

Cheers.

Jacob