<A police officer was patrolling at night in a well-known spot for "parking." He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light on. As he approaches the vehicle, he sees there is a young man behind the wheel -- reading a computer magazine -- and a young woman in the backseat -- apparently knitting.

Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and raps his flashlight against the driver's window.

The young man lowers his window and looks at him. "Yes, officer?"

"What are you doing?" the officer officer.

"Well, isn't it obvious?" he asked, smiling and showing the magazine to the cop. "I'm reading."

The cop points to the young woman in the back. "And her? What is she doing?" he asks.

The young man glances at the mirror and shrugs, "I dunno -- I believe she's knitting a pullover..."

The police officer is now totally confused. A young, healthy-looking couple, alone in a car at night -- and nothing obscene is happening...!

He leans back to the driver. "What's your age, young man?"

"I'm 25, sir," he replies.

"And her? What's the young lady's age?"

The young man looks at his watch. "She'll be 18 in, oh, about 20 minutes..."

Dan