You should move p.
A guy dies and ends up in hell.
He sees the devil sitting in large stone chair reaching down to a big pile of writhing bodies and throws one on the fire.
He does this repeatedly and occasionally throws one to side on another very small pile.
The man walks up to the devil and asks, "Hey, Satan, why aren't you burning all of them? What's wrong with that pile over there?"
The Devil replied, "Oh those? They don't burn very well- they just smolder."
"They're from Seattle"
(sorry, you'd have to live here.....)