Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

Help me to be careful of the toes I must step on today, as they may be connected to the ass that I will have to kiss tomorrow. Help me to always give 100% to and for my work (12% on Mondays, 23% on Tuesdays, 40% on Wednesdays, 20% on Thursdays, and 5% on Fridays).

Help me to remember -- that when I am having a really bad day, and it seems people are actually trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown -- but only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them, “Bite me.”

In my email,
Dan