Take all the SLJOs (pronouced "slow joes") out there ("shitty little jobs officers") who took pride in inflated job descriptions like CINCXEROX and CINCDONUT. CMDRXEROX and CMDRDONUT just don't sound as good.

We bloodsucking constractor scum got the word on CINC months ago. Since I got out 10 years ago, it's getting hard to know the military without a scorecard.

"And the changes
They keep on changing
And the Good Old Days
They say they're gone.
And only wise men
And some new-born fools
Say they know
What's going on.
But I sometimes think the difference
Is in how I think and see
And that the only changes
Going on are just going on in me."

Changes, Harry Chapin