Watch for these consolidations in late 2002 and make yourself a bundle!

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and W.R.GraceCo. will merge and become Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers join forces and become ... Polly, Warner, Cracker.

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as MMMGood.

4. Zippo Mfg., Audi Motor Car, Dofasco and Dakota Mining will merge to become, of course, Zip Audi Do Da.

5. Federal Express is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and consolidate as FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become Poupon Pants.

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