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fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed
and squealing with delight. Her husband watched her for
a while and then asked, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous
you look? What's the matter with you?" The woman continued
to bounce on the bed and said, "I don't care. I just
came from having a mammogram, and the doctor says I have
the breasts of an 18-year-old." The husband said,
"What did he say about your 55-year-old ass?"
"Your name never even came up," she replied.