Anybody remember "Payback Tuesday?" Well, if you go by Moore's own site, the article never existed. Michael Moore has a tendency to go back and "reedit" things that prove embarrassing, which is why his crack about the WTC not being full of Bush voters was eliminated from his column on the subject. Fortunately, thanks to the wonders of cache files, his most embarrassing crap remains available to all!

Now, in his latest article, we see him engaging in a pissing session that could seriously strain the levees around his place if he's not careful. Oh, wait, his penthouse is probably in no danger.

And, oh please, PLEASE, check out the link in his article to the forum. These people are the wave of the future in Moore's world.