I still roll when I see the last one
That was in every boating industry trade rag two years ago. I am still out on the truthfulness of it.
There is something about buying a boat the sucks every single shred of common sense out of some people's mind.
Having been in and around the business for a very long time now, I've seen it all.
A suggestion, for some cheap entertainment get a supply of your favorite beverage, a good lawn chair and spend an afternoon at a boat ramp. Just watch, it can be hilarious, and a quick course in human relationships.