<Washington, D. C., is flooded with those conservative crooks robbing the country blind, trying to mug other entire countries, and you're trying to blame liberals. There's a majority of 'em in the Senate, the House and the White House.

Hate to rub your nose in the facts yet again, since you're starting to look like a pug, but the national government has little to do with how the District of Columbia is run. The local government, such as it is, has been under the iron control of leftist Democrats since they got "self-rule" in the 1970s, and probably long before that. Carol Schwartz, the single Republican in DC politics, is a running joke to many people. And then there's former Mayor Marion Barry...

The "Bush administration as role models for fifth graders" is pretty damn weak, and you probably knew that the second you hit the post button. You know who these kids' role models are.