My niece Jennifer (a nurse) sent this to me. Her mother is also a nurse, as is my wife.

Never Cross A Nurse!!



Let this be a lesson to you. NEVER cross a nurse!
When you're hospitalized, it pays to be nice to your nurse, even
when you're feeling miserable. A bossy businessman learned
the hard way after ordering his nurses around as if they were
his employees. But the head nurse stood up to him.

One morning she entered his room and announced, "I have to take
your temperature." After complaining for several minutes, he finally
settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.
"No, I'm sorry," the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I can't use
an oral thermometer." This started another round of complaining,
but eventually he rolled over and bared his bottom. After feeling the
nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, "I have to
get something. Now you stay just like that until I get back!"

She left the door to his room open on her way out, and he cursed
under his breath as he heard people walking past his door laughing.
After almost an hour, the man's doctor came into the room. "What's
going on in here?" asked the doctor.

Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't
you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?" "

Yes," said the doctor. "But never with a daffodil."