Having trouble keeping your arguments in line? Don't have the quick answers you need when some right-wing troglodyte stomps your point with a fact or two? Some goddam dittohead pissing you off to the point where you just can't think straight?

Ask Auntie Pinko! She's got the answers! Here's some of the questions:

I received a message the other day from a 'conservative' acquaintance of mine that I would like to be able to reply to in an intelligent and respectful manner. I was hoping you could help



The Democrats say they have an economic policy, but what is it?

Why did we get our butts kicked on November 5?

I am currently going to a very Catholic school. Last week I went to school with a DFL button on and now the GOP has won the House and Senate. What should I say to them?

What's the best concise and powerful statement that might get my Republican friend thinking?

Is there anything about the Right that you find appealing, or do you think they're all just selfish fascists who brainwash people into voting for them?

Can you please explain to me the shadow government and the secret organization inside the shadow government? What I've heard has really scared me.

Why is there assumed to be a "Prime Rate"? Isn't money a product of the peoples' labor and a symbolic way to ensure the division of labor? Why do the money counters get a cut?

When people accuse voters who support the Democratic Party of being "communists" or "socialists," are those two labels considered offensive - or complimentary - by the Democratic leadership - and why?

Why do you think we Americans so meekly accepted the coup that installed Bush into office?

Why is it that some people think they are rich if they vote Republican?

Why is it so hard to turn knowledge into action? Did Einstein have anything to say on this?

Why did god make most Republicans rich but selfish?

In a nutshell, what the hell is going on?