Supergulf II

In the humble abode of a small Kurdish newspaper we see the editor talking with his star reporter and photographer.

Jimmy Kurd: We just haven't figured out SuperUS' gameplan.

Perry Kurd: It's 4th down and the ball's deep in our territory how much more of a game is there to play?

Lois Kurd: They'll be here if at all possible they'll be here!

Meanwhile in a marbled palace not too far away...

Lex Laden: kill me...Lex Laden, the greatest criminal genius of our time, the man who can deliver mass destruction to a US address?

General Saddam: What is it you want?

Lex Laden: Fortunately, I am a simple man with simple tastes and I've always had an affinity for weapons of mass destruction...

...VX.

General Saddam: Proceed.

Sometime Later...newspapers blow in the wind at the magazine stand. The headline reads: France Promises Veto

Anticipation is in the air. A sense something has changed, that morality is about to be restored to the world.

Lois Kurd: SuperUS!

SuperUS: Would you care to step outside General?

General Saddam: We will kill the son of Kuwait's saviour!

Lex Laden: Get them!

General Saddam: We were beginning to think you we're French...a coward.

SuperUS: I am not a coward, Saddam.

General Saddam: Prove it! Or die like you deserve to!

Saddam sets his oil wells on fire with massive explosive blasts. SuperUS races to put out the fires and rescue the trapped civilians and tend to Iraqi wounded.

Iraqi woman: Help! My baby!

SuperUS races with medical care and provisions.

Iraqi woman: Thank you!

General Saddam: This SuperUS is nothing of the kind. I've discovered their weakness: They care. They actually care about these filthy Iraqis.

Ursa Aziz: Like pets?

General Saddam: I suppose so.

Ursa Aziz: Look! They've taken Basra!

General Saddam: I'll draw his fire with some of my own.

Oil trenches are set on fire and civilians are rounded up and put near military targets.

SuperUS: Don't do it! The people!

General Saddam: Torch them! Torch them!

...TO BE CONTINUED

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