NEO impact surfing
Yeah, I know, it has been longer than Justin has been alive that I was a California Surfer Dude. BUT, when the Hot Fudge Sundae which falls on a Tuesdae hits, I wanna be on a board at Malibu. Totally gnarly, tubular, radical, dudes and dudettes. I just hope there won't be any 30 story condos in the way. That would be so bogus it would be off philw's bogosity meter.
(Obscure reminder that the effects of an ocean impact have been well described)