How about a money back guarantee?
It's really not that the Earth-like Mars piggies should be turned be turned into the IG, charged with criminal fraud, the funds they recieved taken back, with whoever turns them in getting a percentage.
I would settle for a money back guarantee, where if the analysis performed does something really stupid like violate the laws of physics, we get a refund.
Why heck, I'm not even that angry - why I would even settle for a partial refund.
I guess I'm just getting mellower with old age.
EP
