Locating home planet Earth
Good news for Lindy and others. This service oriented company is offering dog tags that you can wear so that if you're abducted by aliens they can find your home planet and return you after they've finished all that intrusive "probing" the abductees get off on.
Here's their money back guarantee!
"should you ever be abducted by aliens while wearin Location Earth Dog Tags and not be returned safely to Earth, you will be entitled to a full refund of the purchase price."