A Thousand Curses!!
The infidel Justin Kelly has spotted my secret operatives, and foiled my plot! Like all dirty Americans he is a sinner (although he surely is too young to have sinned much). I told my loyal agents to be natural and blend in with the evil kaffir enemy, to act like good old boys in America - shoot off guns, yell a lot, watch that American football on weekends (what in Allah's name is encroachment in the neutral zone, anyway?), drink the forbidden Miller beer and look at women's lovely breasts (Allah will forgive you and reward you with two dozen Hooter's girls in Paradise).