Get a huge Britney Spears billboard on one of her more scantily clad days and . . .

1) set them up all along United front/Norhtern Alliance positions (or wehre the NA want the taliban to think thier positions are) to taunt/distract or divert the eyes of all the taliban soldiers

2) mount the billboard on wheels and advance toward the taliban positions with it. does the taliban divert their eyes? then hide NA solders behind it Do they shoot solely at it because of the picture on there? then use it to draw fire

. . . . If anything else the scheme is so far fetched it has got to at least wig out the Taliban enough to where they wont be fighting with a full deck ;-) . . .er or what constitutes a full deck for them (I am guessing two jacks and a triplet of ones)

-Justin Kelly