This is all true
I was there, in fact I got my own personal neutron bomb as a door prize.
The friendly Colonol was in fact friendly. Ethan Hunt showed up disguised as Tom Cruise. Q was even there, it kind of confused me 'cause I got word he passed away last year. I didn't see James Bond, but he might have been on assignment. I tried to get a ride on one of those Ospreys 'cause they are so cool, but the line was just too long and I only had a 1 hour lunch break.
-Steve G.