<...You could buy anything you wanted. Biochemical. Chemical. Thermonuclear. Energy Weapons. Anything you wanted -- you could buy.

Is anyone actually butt-stupid enough to believe any of this? This entire article has obviously been pulled entirely out of someone's ass, probably Martin's, and spread across the looney zones of the Internet like a dose of the clap in a Saigon cathouse. This isn't the first load of "Friendly Colonel" horse exhaust I've dealt with either.

Energy weapons? "Surplus" Ospreys? Give me a break. I particularly like the "DESTINATION UNKNOWN" freight tags, a nice little touch that you might see in a crappy spy movie, like the wooden crates that say "TOP SECRET," or those little secret agent plastic explosive packs that blink bright red lights and beep loudly when you set them.

This resembles one of SDAI's little fictional vignettes, only his are better written.

Check out Al Martin's website if you really want to see stuff for sale, including movie rights or a nice, $5,000 speech.