PETA to send squads after OBL
<al Qaeda and Taliban now face PETA suicide squads. They will crawl into caves wrapped with high explosives to kill the evil doers. A PETA spokesman was quoted as saying "We were annoyed by the 911 incident but this is just awful, kill them all."
Cruelty to animals
I have to side with PETA on this one. Indecent to treat animals this way.