Bin Laden to off himself on TV?
According to the Drudge Report, The Daily Mirror of London will be reporting that Osama bin Laden plans a TV suicide that will trigger attacks on London, Paris and the U.S.
A great idea...make it Pay-per-View and use the proceeds to rebuild Afghanistan!
This is much better than my first idea, which was to behead bin Laden, and stick the head on a stake in the desert in front of a TV camera and charge people to watch the Rotting Terrorist Head channel on the Internet.