<This is much better than my first idea, which was to behead bin Laden, and stick the head on a stake in the desert in front of a TV camera and charge people to watch the Rotting Terrorist Head channel on the Internet.

what you aren;t gonna tie each limb to a Chevy Suburban and have them head off into opposite directions and send the limbs to New York City, Seatle, Los Angeles, and Atlanta, then parade the head down pennsilvania avenue as a hood ornament on the presidential limo?

(I can hear the brits now: "thats kinda barbaric eh chaps?!" . . . eh. . . I dunno. . . I guess. . )
-Justin Kelly