Kleenex is a brand name for a light, soft paper product used by some in place of sleeves or arms to clean nasal discharges. Considered preferable in some cultures. Common in middle- and upper-classes, not as well known to some.

*** Is this some kinda Irish/Scottish ethnic slur?

Used by some bald men to wipe perspiration from head and forehead, especially if they wear heavy checkered rags.

*** No you retard. The BABY WIPES. Why baby wipes in every picture, month after month???

Arf (coming to understand why Ashcroft spent $8,500 of our money to cover the boobs of justice.)

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-p (prefers perky boobs uncovered)