"Tech1, you weren't watching the incoming mail? get off that chair - we got some sorties to perform."

"Hold on - I just have to finish this post."

"No time. The President has declared Martial Law and we have been given a list of subversive antiamericans to pick up. Put on your Kevtac Power Armor this mission's going to get nasty."

"Martial law? Really? Da-- it's about time! Can we sweep Hollyweird first?"

"No. Two Alexandria based teams are going to take into custody all democratic members of the Senate and House. Daryl Gates and his new überswat FRF (fast reaction force) have picked up Streisand, O' Donnell, Sheen and are working on a list of thousands of others anti-americans in the LA region. Bush thought about just letting the arabs nuke it like they had tried two months ago and this time keep us from saving their sorry a--es, but Rumsfeld convinced him there were still some valuable folks in the region - so the hard way it is."

"So what is our mission?"

"Their feeding in to the AH64 even now - a list of all the convictions overturned on technicalities and a list of all ACLU members. We have discretion to seize or eliminate."

"Darn their aint much much prisoner capacity on all these AH64's. Looks like we just gonna have to run sorties all day and all night."

"Woohhoooo. Heeee hawww and Yahooo! What a glorious day this is going to be!"

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*Yes... this is an example of the far-leftist paranoid delusion. I have also been offered five hundred thousand dollars by the DNC to write a similar theme for their next campaign mail outs.

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