"The Pacific island state of Tuvalu wants to enlist Caribbean and Indian Ocean nations in a planned lawsuit blaming the United States and Australia for global warming that could sink them beneath the waves.

Finance Minister Bikenibeu Paeniu said Wednesday that Tuvalu, a chain of nine coral atolls whose highest point is just 13 feet above sea level, expects to be ready to launch formal legal action against both within a year."

BINGO!

I finally scored big in life's lottery! You know, the one where you sue the ass offa guys with big pocket$!!! My Cape Cod condo is on the oceanfront at just 12 feet above sea level. I'm gonna sue the US, sue the Bush family and win big!!!

-p (former responsible citizen now ready to get his)