Re: Well . . .
"As long as he's not catching the game and eating pretzels at the same time."
What's more likely - a grown man passing out from eating a pretzel or an alcoholic getting drunk?
Arf
(Hint - I've never heard of a person passing out as the result of eating a pretzel. Not one. Heard of a lot of drunk alcoholics falling down, actually it may have happened 15 or 20 times to yours truly.)