Current Events — HabitableZone

Current Events » in reply to March on Washington by the usual gang of idiots

A tribute to the MTV generation...

Warning: some content below may be found offensive and in poor taste...and is not representative of this posters views or language skills.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

http://www.usa-int.com/MISC/cornholio.gif


Cornholio: I, the mighty Cornholio shall go down and personally kick their but-s! These anti-capitalists deserve a slapping all the way to China."

Beavis: Yeah Nachos rule! But China? Where the hel- is that?

Cornholio: Heh. Heh. You said "but". China? I don't know. It's pretty far away I think.

Beavis: These Anti-capitalists think they're gonna score by torching a 7-11. What idiots!

Hold on...i'm getting an idea.

Woooah.

Let's steal Anderson's videocam and film these fruitshakes getting their as-es whipped by the police!

Then...we'll sell copies of the tapes on eBay and then we'll be rich.

Once we're rich - then we'll score. The hoes will be all over us and it will be like "hey, we don't love you hoes."

Cornholio: Score. hoes. Heh. heh.

Anderson: What the hel- do you boy's think you're doing?!

Beavis: Uh....well, it's like these Anti-capitalists...um...these anticapitalists are gonna protest and they... like they want to shut down your business. We were going to borrow your videocam so you can identify any of them if they torch your place.

Cornholio: Yeah...torch your store!

Anderson: What the...are you boys foolin me? No durn anti-capitalists are gonna torch my store. Here boys take my videocam. Here's some extra tapes. Get as many pictures of those punks as you can.

Beavis: Cool.

Cornholio: This is gonna rock.

(Attention: In order to keep with the anticapitalist spirit - the characters and images have been lifted shamelessly from others and without any form of compensation. Other Beavis & Butthead material can be found here at Berkeley's highest center of learning.)

;-)

SDAI-Tech1

Log in or register to post.

The whole thread (8 posts)