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<Beavis: That was awesome! Did you see the way they took away that naked woman! I wonder if those cops are gonna score? Butthead: Yeah! Like didn't you love it when those fruit started smearing poop all over themselves and sticking leaves on the poop? Beavis: That rocked! What about that hot chick who stood there like Nixon, with her hands in the air? She can go on the cover of the box. Butthead: Yeah It's good you got that on film, Cops vs. Anticapitalist 15 year olds! Those tire fires rocked too! Destruction! Destruction rules! Beavis: Yeah! What about the McDonald's chick who smushed that Big Mac in that dweebs face? That was cool too. Hey, where's the camera? Butthead I thought you had it? Beavis SLAP! You moron! You left it outside the CBS van. Dan Rather: And tonight we feature home footage of the civil disobedience and small riots which occured in Washington today... Butthead: Hey! That's our footage! They can't use that! And that too! And that! And there's the babe! The naked chick! Aiiiighhhh! Dan Rather: If you would like a copy of tonight's transcript along with uncut graphic video of the events it available for $29.95 and can be purchased online at CBS.com Beavis: CBS sucks! Dan Rather sucks! We are supposed to get that money! We are supposed to get rich! Butthead No hoes. No score. That sucks! Beavis: Shut up Butthead! THE END (Brought to you courtesy of well fed spoiled brats and their socialist well fed teachers and the future whiner/losers of America) ;-) SDAI-Tech1 Somebody STOP me! Smmmooooking!
