I stayed at his palace, and ate Lobster, Shrimp, Pork Chops, Steak, and all the fixings with Sadam. Then we swam a lap in his pool.

What a really nice guy.

He even let my throw the switch on the battery cable torture machine. You should have seen the look on that woman's face when she realize David Bonier was in town...First it was relief and then shock...Huh Huh...Pardon the Pun...When she realized I wasn't there to liberate her, but instead to aide Sadam in her torture...What a gas…Ah, yeah I didn’t see any gas wink wink…Especially not any that would be useful for getting rid of those damn jews…

David "Baghdad" Bonier