Turkey would, but he's already threatened to attack Israel if Israel supports a U.S., or even a U.N.-sanctioned coalition, invasion of Iraq.

He moves around a lot. I would like to locate him and lob a small nuke right on top of him -- but that would cause a lot of damage which could, in the form of residual radiation, fall outside the borders of Iraq.

So we'll just need to go in, deep, and quiet -- but assassination has been ruled illegal by the international community as well.

Guess we’ll just have to do it the old fashioned way and carpet-bomb a path to his door. I mean, that’s how the world want’s wars to be fought -- right? Strafe ‘em all, and let graves registration sort ‘em out?

Feelin' a little hot...
Dan