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Saddam Lyrics

Hi Mary Anne,

(Sung to Beauty School Drop Out - from the musical Grease - If one doesn't know the music it doesn't translate well;-)

A story sad to tell
A dictator ne'er do well
Most mixed up and delinquent on the block

Your future's so unclear now
What's left of your career now
Can't even trade in your oil for a nuclear pile...

Saddam your a washout
No nuclear weapons there for you
Saddam your a washout
Missed our planes and president too
Well at least you have taken time to
Make sure Annan will quickly show up
On your doorstep just in time to watch
your palace blow-up

Saddam get moving (Better get movin)
If you want to stay alive
What are you proving (What are you provin)
You've got the plans but not the u-235

Dont fire any chemicals or change your weapons stance
Turn in your sarin gas and go to Paris, France

Saddam you're a washout (Saddam you're a washout)
Hanging around the weapons store
Saddam you're a washout (Saddam you're a washout)

It's about time you knew the score

Well 1991 didn't teach you anything you think you're Idi Amin
But no one would admire you unless it was Alec Baldwin!

Saddam don't fret it (Don't fret it)
You're not cut out to hold the job
Better forget it (Forget it)
Who wants a dictator with a mob?

Now your missiles' fueled, your radars
twirled but still the
US stands
Sneak out of your palace fast and go straight to Paris, France.

Saddam don't blow it
Don't put my good advice to shame
Saddam you know it
Even the Ayatollah did the same

Now I've called the shot, get off your pot, the bombs are gonna fly
Im going to Shamballa under the big red desert sky

Saddam your a washout (Saddam your a washout)
Go straight to Paris
Saddam your a washout (Saddam your a washout)
Go straight to Paris
Saddam your a washout (Saddam your a washout)
Go straight to Paris

SDAI-Tech1

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