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I Never Learn
By R. Fisk

Some folks learn. I am not one of them. After being a professional anti-semite for years, from a family of anti-semites, and railing on in article after article how wonderful all muslims are - I was in the process of being stoned to death by these same muslims (who never have read my articles naturally because they can't read) when I found myself in a dire predicament. Most folks would've had an epiphany about their lifelong antisemitic dreams being dashed by rocks to the skull - but not me, no sir, my head is spongy - always has been. I can't help myself. My stoning was Bush's fault and really the jews, heck if I were others - I would stone me. As a matter of fact if you see me - please throw a stone at me, I deserve it for being a westerner.

Yep, some say It's a pity I didn't die in the attack, but others say that living with myself is even greater punishment - and I am bound to agree. When trashy websites like rense.com are the only places that reprint my articles I realize what a farce of a reporter I am. Me R. Fisk side by side with the anti-semitic UFO worshippers awaiting a tall caucasion master race to disembark and rule the world, annointing the true believers with power over the scoffing disbelievers. However depressing this is, I will always be in print as long as I keep to my anti-semitic origins. Yes, I may only appear in sites like rense.com, killthejews.org, destroyisrael.net and a few white supremacist sites. They'll play me in San Francisco where racism is age-old and has shifted from Chinamen to Jews without much difficulty. Yes, my career is safe. Of course I know if I blamed my attackers my career would be over. My endless drivel in words big and small all revealed for the hypocrisy they are - my antisemitic ramblings would lose their marketability. I am nothing if not commercially viable - so the maggot infested louts that stoned me will forever be journalistically praised and forgiven by me. Antisemitism is thicker than blood and more profitable than competing with other journalists in trying to provide informative content. Yes, some folks never learn. I am very content to remain one of those folks. I find I like money just as much as those filthy jews.

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Apologies to all those offended by my satire. Naturally someone is bound to be offended.