Why, you mean-spirited old reprobate
[sarcasm] Don't you know that those poor prisoners are all innocent victims of society? Why should any expectations be put on them? Why should they be punished for circumstances that are beyond their control? You should be happy to pay more taxes to let them have all the benefits of society - free housing, free health care, free education, free Internet access, and the like. They're victims, I tell you, VICTIMS! [/sarcasm]