SDAI being only slightly removed from the Reich has been working to not only simplify, but purify the language. When the language is purified it will help in directing the thinking of all English speakers so they may find the Right path.

SDAI noted the English spelling had some room for improvement and has designed a five-year phased plan for what will be known as ONE WORLD CORRECT THINKING SIMPLIFIED ENGLISH.

Year 1.) "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.

Year 3.) publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

With urging from Ed, SDAI will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by "v".

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like SDAI vunted in ze forst plase!
Zo ve vood march un strait lines and do vot ve are told.

Zen ve chud al be gud Republikans. Sig Heil.

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