Here in the US, we're facing the tough issues of war with Iraq, weapons of mass destruction, global terrorism, and even AIDS in Africa and moving towards a hydrogen based economy. What sort of issues are the EU facing? Well, here's one. Gee, and to think the EU-nucks demand to be taken seriously.

FARMERS throughout the country have 90 days to put a toy in every pigsty or face up to three months in jail.
The new ruling from Brussels, which is to become law in Britain next week, is to keep pigs happy and prevent them chewing each other.



Official instructions to farmers are to give pigs “environmental enrichment” by providing “manipulable material”, which the Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs last night defined as balls.



But then, what do you expect from a militarily impotent organization that'd rather spend $2.50 per cow per day on subsidizies rather than pay for their own security needs.