It was obvious and you missed it.
I said objective criteria. Everything else cannot be determined ahead of time. It's strictly a matter of opinion. You cannot bear to admit that Obama actually has almost four years of experience in the White House. You may have convinced yourself that experince is worthless, but your task is to convince enough other people its worthless. Hell, you can't even convince me.
And you don't think you can do it. That's why we have birthers, and antibirthers, and socialsim, and Rev Wright, and the rest of the gargonzola.