France had better start towing the line. The Republicans in Congress are going to teach 'em a lesson, by dang.

Why, Bob Ney (Rep. Ohio) and Walter Jones (Rep. N.C.) have joined to eliminate french fries and french toast from the House of Rep. menu.

Word is, that Republicans are uniting to have a national ban on Franks and Beans and French's mustard as well.

I do think they should stay away from French Ticklers and turn the other cheek as it concerns French Kissing, though, don't you.

The English are making major protests and upseting the Blair administration. Those Brits should take heed.

If the trend continues we might have a US boycott of English Muffins and English Furniture Polish.

Why I am so in tune with protest I opened my Chateau Mouton Rothschild and poured it out today. (I admit my protest was half-hearted for I put it in a glass and then my gullet) Tommorow, I will attack my Laffite.

Patrioticly, Publius