Ummmmm. Tech1.... Ummm. LSD is really not very good for you, at least not in your case. Please stop, you are starting to scare me...

Tech1:
"I went into one of the rare time streams where Gore was President - and there is no September 11, 2001. However, in some weird bit of irony March 19th, 2003 - a nuclear weapon is detonated in western Iraq and Iraq declares itself a nuclear power and demands sanctions be lifted and no-fly zones be immediately removed.

One freakish time-stream had a white-haired President I didn't know at all and the United States of America was called the Union Collective Body of Earth (U.C.B.E.) The air had a stench from runaway pollution and the flags were all red with two interlocked rings and a star in the center of each (they looked to me like handcuffs.)
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